Been drinkin coffee with cool dudes in Oakland for three years now
Once, in a hotel room outside Baltimore, Maryland, my father announced to me that he got a lot of joy out of brushing his teeth
The man was fifty-seven years old when he said this
That’s beautiful or something
You know what: after twenty-seven years, I have become an expert at aiming / arcing a stream of urine
Uh oh
My friend Katie Good baked a vegan p-tart for me and left it on top of the boxes for my Monday morning delivery route