30 June 2015

ryguyanddman

Laura took this in our garden the other day and I think it’s great!!!

29 June 2015

zep

I am ready for my wife to ask me to move into the basement

28 June 2015

“She Came and She Touched Me” is such a good song

28 June 2015

“. . . neighbors reported hearing the song ‘Bridge Over Troubled Water’ on repeat for six to seven hours before Mr. [Starsailor’s] body was discovered next to a half-drunk one-liter jug of grapefruit juice.”

28 June 2015

sisyphus

Next time someone asks me how I’m doing, I’m just going to hand them a piece of paper with this on it

28 June 2015

Food is absolutely the most boring thing to talk about

26 June 2015

The only holiday I celebrate is my cat’s birthday

Haaaaahhhhh!!!

26 June 2015

I hope the coroner’s report for my death makes note of how clean my ears are