maxanddog

yeah bring it on, inevitable meltdown of civilization on the only habitable planet in the solar system

cuz i already got my exit plan

i’m just here for the gasoline if you catch my meaning

i certainly don’t think anyone in this rotten world owes me one damn thing, but for god’s sake people, please go easy on me because i can’t take much more of this

i am normally a calm person but occasionally i drive to a dark place and scream my god damn lungs out.

oh, god, i think i just had the first panic attack of my life.

i was driving home from baltimore and i thought that i have no place to put this feeling, which for the sake of convenience i guess i will call “love,” and i became very sad indeed!

i panicked! for god’s sake i wept.

i will go it alone and do it straight because what the fuck else can you do.

no more people. i can’t deal with the feeling i get when there is no room for me any longer.

i just addressed a bottle of red wine, saying: “for god’s sake, let’s get this over with.”

too bad there’s no consolation prize for when the universe fucks you into a vortex of absolute misery

here i am, a guy who can take it or leave it

oh god how sometimes i wish i could take it

How it is I know not; but there is no place like a bed for confidential disclosures between friends. Man and wife, they say, there open the very bottom of their souls to each other; and some old couples often lie and chat over old times till nearly morning. Thus, then, in our hearts’ honeymoon, lay I and Queequeg—a cosy, loving pair.

been lookin for my queequeg all my life