LISTEN: This is an announcement about DUDES DONE WRONG. OK?!

It will be held this Thursday, June 30th, at Lone Fir Cemetery, which is like, I don’t know, five or six blocks from my house. I am going to wrap myself in a blanket and walk over there with two bottles of wine I bought from a gas station at 8:30 p.m. We will be watching something Cool and Spooky and Weird on my modestly-sized laptop. I am not going to tell you what it is. You’re just going to have to show up, man. And hey, there will be subtitles. The subtitles will be written in the same font I use on this very website, which is Gotham, which will be CAPITALIZED and bolded!!

Bring blankets!!! Bring food and beverages!!! Bring your cute little butt OK!!!

I know a good cluster of graves beneath a tree where we can watch this shit. Also, I am probably going to bring a huge thermos filled with tea, now that I think about it. Hmm. Maybe some other stuff.

Anyway:

Yeah baby!!!! See you there!!