i am trapped in san francisco for one reason or another

it is monday

and everywhere i go i hear White Guys talking about what they drank and how much of it they drank this past weekend

man

these guys are in their 30s

listening to people talk about getting drunk or what they did while they were drunk is the most boring godawful thing i can think of next to having to listen to someone talk about what they did while traveling

man

san francisco sucks big time for reasons besides, by the way

oh boy does it ever

more like san fransucksblow!!!!!!

someone said i was prince hamlet tonight, and i said yeah ok sure, just so long as i get to one day transform into king lear

i feel the same way about Being Ishmael

which is: yes, of course

but: one day i wanna be freakin ahab, man~

yeah baby

Robert Falcon Scott and his men died during the Terra Nova expedition in Antarctica a long long time ago

I used to write about his and Amundsen’s expeditions a lot when I first started this website

Both men are heroes of mine, as dumb as that may sound

I have a whole bunch of books on Antarctica, including Scott’s journal

If you didn’t know: I have been obsessed with Antarctica my entire life

It is my intention to either die there . . . or at least be buried there

In my will it stipulates that I be thrown into the volcano Mt. Terror, which is on Ross Island in Antarctica

Speaking of graves in Antarctica: the above image is the final resting place of the Terra Nova explorers, God bless their frostbitten souls

Hell of a damn grave

Wish it were mine~

oh god i can’t wait to unveil this stupid thing

can we please come together and agree, as a world united, to stop putting clothes on animals

eeyore rules

to this spiritually- and morally-bankrupt maggot-filled pumpkin of a world i say this:

I’M HERE
I’M DOING MY BEST
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEEEE

“the choice is hers, obviously, but it might be wise to get her before your dark celebrity has come”