09 May 2014

God, women

Talk about getting the short end of the stick for the entire fucking duration of human existence

08 May 2014

“If I had known it was harmless
I would have killed it myself.”

06 May 2014

Santa Monica, 11:35 a.m. . . . Jack and I have awoken on the couch of our friend Alex, the second time this year. His girlfriend made us coffee. I drank it out of a “Lucky Brand” mug and, when I was finished, exclaimed, “Now that’s some god darn good coffee you got here.” She said, “It was the kind that was on sale.” I said, “The kind that’s on sale is the best kind.”

I checked my bank account and saw that a few hundred dollars were deposited overnight . . . must be payday. Immediately I used these pathetic funds to chip away at the massive amount of debt I’m in. Lord, I guess I’m going to be doing this exact ritual for some time. And when I’m not I’ll still be poor, but a little less poor, and that certainly couldn’t hurt.

Today we venture back to North Hollywood, and then tonight I plan to see my friend Amy in Silver Lake. Maybe it will be a mistake, going there. But maybe it will be real nice. Who the hell knows anymore~

03 May 2014

I am happiest (or just plain happy at all) when I am lying on my mattress under the glow of many purple Christmas lights and Dante jumps down from the window and walks over to me and curls into a ball on my chest and we breathe at the same time while not thinking about a god damn thing

01 May 2014

I’m so tired I feel like I might die and I can hear a train whistle somewhere far away but who the hell knows if it’s real or not

01 May 2014

Time weighs heavily on us now . . . we have nothing but the old songs to keep us company

30 April 2014

Ryan lives in Oakland!!! We don’t talk to him much anymore!!!! I guess that dude fuckin died or something!!!!!!

30 April 2014

OK LET’S GET THIS OVER WITH

FOR GOD’S SAKE WHEN IS SOME SHIT GOING TO CRASH INTO MY HOUSE

30 April 2014

So when is someone in charge finally going to climb to the top of a fucking mountain or whatever and announce that civilization has failed