hey man this shit sucks
I felt myself float away from my body as it was slumped over my bed
And turning to the unknown entity who was taking me elsewhere, I said,
“Spirit, wait—we can’t go without Dante”
we have entered the final stage
computer, initiate “self-annihilation” protocol
and get one of these damn robots to pour me a stiff drink
it’s time to meet the big man, baby
Being alive feels like watching television through a keyhole
And the television is a hundred feet away
And it is partially obscured by a dirty fish tank
My father told me if I build a house on his land I can live there. Maybe he was joking. I don’t think he was. Anyway I think about this all the time.
At the heart of my distrust for all authority figures / agencies is this simple question: “What kind of person wants to be in charge of something?”
I have not washed my hair with anything except apple cider vinegar and / or vitamin E oil in over three years
Yahhhhhhoooooo
The end!
I try not to hate anyone, especially children, but I am sad to say that as of today I have decided that I absolutely hate the baby who lives next door to me
That dude is an asshole
God dang it, this is definitely one of the greatest albums a human ever made
I think so, anyway, but then what do I know~ ☆