09 April 2019

i think everyone i was friends with in high school has a career and is married and has children and shit like that, and here i am planning a road trip where we will consume wild-berry-flavored multivitamins designed for teenaged children

the box says: “natures plus® source of life® power teen® high potency teenage multivitamin for her with feminine complex & probiotics sugar free natural wild berry flavor 60 chewable tablets gluten free”

jesus lord in heaven

you’ve got to do something, you know. i guess this is my life anymore: a cartwheeling saturday morning cartoon freak show

yeah well . . . sounds good to me