I needed a little skeleton buddy so I went out and bought one.

There’s no tax in Oregon. I approached the register with exact change and handed it to the guy behind the counter.

He said, “Need a receipt?”

I said, “No, I just need this skeleton.”

He said, “Aw man, ya can’t even take the survey at the bottom for me?”

Walking backwards out of the store and still holding the skeleton up by its little spine, I said, “No, I just need this skeleton.”