i have a picture of it somewhere, but one time i was driving home from work in baltimore and i passed a billboard near my house where someone had spray-painted “FUCK PIZZA” across the top and some dudes were tearing it down and to this day i still think that’s one of the best things i’ve ever seen

also, a few blocks from the same apartment was a dumpster that had “livin on the tip of a clown’s dick” written on it and that’s real good too

baltimore was kind of cool like that