Thanks for making me look cool, Kelsey . . . I had no idea you were taking this picture, which makes it all the better. Damn, I seriously do look like a 90s vampire.

And I know what you’re thinking: “Ryan, you also look like a celebrity.”

To which I say: Baby . . . I am a celebrity.

I’m a star~ ☆彡

Hey . . . are you out there? I hope so. If the answer is “yes” (and even if it’s “no”), fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy:

WILD AT HEART

. . . which is my favorite movie ever:

. . . is currently playing on Criterion Channel. Since like a hundred of you jokers mooch off my Criterion Channel account, I thought I’d let you know just in case you’ve somehow never seen it. Do yourself a favor and watch it! Or watch it again! It contains everything I love about movies in a single movie. Wow!

I can’t help it: I love a star-crossed lovers road trip movie, and this is the very best one.

Two summers ago I showed it to this Italian girl I knew, whom I had met on my half-birthday. We watched it in perfect silence, which is the only way to watch a movie. Afterwards we both teared up. She turned to me and said, “That’s the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life,” and I very nearly fell in love with her right then and there.

Anyway . . . CLICK HERE TO HAVE A ROCKIN GOOD TIME.

P.S. If for some reason you want to follow me on Letterboxd . . . well baby then aloha.

I feel BLESSED to have witnessed this Crow Event in Nollendorfkiez on my way home from surgery this afternoon . . .

Ahh! My little sisters the crows. I love them~

But as in landlessness alone resides the highest truth, shoreless, indefinite as God—so, better is it to perish in that howling infinite, than be ingloriously dashed upon the lee . . .

i love “normal-size person discovers gigantic skeleton with a sword cloven through its ribcage” art

i think this like the 100th time someone has sent me this screenshot lol

and . . .

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