inspired by leila and nora’s recent room-painting frenzy, elina the estonian girl and i will be painting my entire apartment when i eventually return to berlin. i will of course pay her in food and coffee and merely tolerate her gen z slang

and she may continue to use my bathtub and fast wifi and cozy bed (which means i have to sleep on the couch!!)

that’s a good deal. damn good deal!

BIG DAY FOR PHONE CALLS

(relax . . . her dog’s name is peach!)

ALSO . . .

AND . . .

If you did not know this, every single one of you has a cute emoji and a cute contact foto and a cute background in my phone . . .

my intern elina the estonian girl is already famous in the utopia which is called estonia (as well as monster ronson’s ichiban karaoke in berlin) . . . but like everyone else i’ve filmed / am about to film for my project, i’m gonna make her famous worldwide….,.:

you’ll see!!!

helen serenading me with her violin on her fire escape last night

(i had asked her to play something “dreamy and melancholic . . . just like me” (lol))

calling sister isabella . . . what can i do about my dreams???

Tonight there was a meetup of the Sisters of the Splintered Sword . . . a secret sisterhood that I myself happen to be a part of, as I am officially “one of the girls”.

In attendance were my fellow sisters Helen and Nora and Monty, angels among us all. Sister Cecelia was unfortunately stranded somewhere in New Jersey.

The things we discussed at this semi-regular summit are of course secret . . . we swore an oath upon the splintered sword! I’m sorry!!

I just wanted to show you how cute and special and perfect my friends are through photos . . .

i’m doing my best to help little sister elina graduate from college and evidently her mom back in estonia appreciates it (almost certainly because she’s footing the tuition lol)

it’s true you know . . .

(someone sends me this screenshot and says “this is you” at least three or four times a year lol)

last night i got a burrito and the guy gave me a free coke zero because “love that jacket dude” lol

ultra-rare mirror selfie of me btw….,….