bewildering, she says! i got a sicilian (isabella) coming into my home and demanding i explain my aggressive solar defensive system! girl . . . my ancestors were evolutionarily programmed to eschew melanin in order to absorb and synthesize vitamin D in low-light regions of europe!! i have simply inherited their curse!!!

i know i asked you to the fire

but man we had a ball

sunburnt skin a bad-boy grin

holding hands in montreal

Here it is . . . I’m taking the rest of the week off!!

UPDATE:

OK apparently Katie screened it tonight at KINOPLEX and something very unexpected happened . . .

Maybe the kids are all right after all!!!

Isabella and I made another video for her little business . . .

Spoilers: She kills me again!!

I just spent like ten hours editing my DUDES DONE WRONG intro for tomorrow night’s pick at THE KINOPLEX . . . being ROLLING THUNDER (1977). I put a lot of work into this fucking thing! I hope everyone digs it . . .

No joke: when my sister’s boyfriend and I were recording this thing at Kleistpark earlier today, a group of teenagers swarmed us, assuming (correctly) that they were in the presence of a beloved international celebrity. They asked for a selfie and everything. I’m serious!

Finally . . .

I am flying back to London for Halloween to see my fiancée. And I have decided that I like Gatwick Airport minus the fact that I could not find a single working electrical outlet in the entire airport. But yeah . . . I’m so excited I’m going to throw up. A flight from Berlin to London is like an hour and 20 minutes and costs about $70. I love that.

It is five in the morning and I’m exhausted . . . I have to wake up in six hours and film one last tiny scene, and then I’ll be done. OK?

the woman i’m thinking of, she loved me all up. but i’m so down today

my beautiful friends

(nicole and i were shocked we had any reflection at all . . .)

Julia broke a cardinal sin in my haus, which is to turn on the overhead light . . . but it’s OK because she was doing her makeup . . .

Elina, meanwhile, looks gen z as hell!!!

. . . it’s a long story!!!