THERE IS A SCENE IN PARIS, TEXAS

. . . where Harry Dean Stanton cleans and polishes everyone’s shoes in the middle of the night because he can’t sleep. In the morning:

I too do this. I just put on a movie and condition and polish everyone’s boots while they’re sleeping. It is meditative. I love it . . .

Behold, Monty’s newly polished footwear:

. . . wow!

MEANWHILE,
ELSEWHERE . . .

AND SO SAYING: bring me your leather and I will make it look like new. I can do boots, jackets, belts . . . yeah dude . . .

AND IF YOU’RE TOO FAR AWAY: I’ll make YOU do it! It’s important!!

I RECALL FROM LONG AGO . . .

Well!

GOOD-NIGHT ☆彡

LATELY . . .

attention hater’s: fyi….,..

SPARTAN (2004)

my father sent me this at two in the morning without comment (he is usually in an ambien coma at that hour)

to which i replied . . .

lol

siblings emmi and elliot

calling our bread “rubber” is charitable though . . . it’s more like sawdust and cereal box mulch emulsified with carcinogenic sugar glue

the san francisco bay area before sunrise and, according to monty, somewhere over utah an hour later