today i accidentally wore maroon pants, lavender socks, and a purple t-shirt at the same time
also i drove this drunk-ass woman home while i was working in san francisco and she tried to make out with me and then tried to give me a piece of pizza
today i accidentally wore maroon pants, lavender socks, and a purple t-shirt at the same time
also i drove this drunk-ass woman home while i was working in san francisco and she tried to make out with me and then tried to give me a piece of pizza
I saw and did a bunch of stuff:
a russian artist in LA asked what i was doing last night
and this was my response: “i’m sitting here in my underwear listening to some ambient shit and waiting for this chewable mint-flavored melatonin to kick in and send me to nightmareland”
I had a dream I was in Virginia and it was autumn
I have only three more days left of work and then I’m going to be poor and free forever
I just saw lightning inside my own head so uh oh
I made this a year ago to show everyone what my living room in California would look like
holy lord i’m just going to keep saying this for the rest of my life: sex is the dumbest fucking thing in the world
Man today I was outside chopping wood under that god dang California sun and I said to my friends, who were standing nearby, “Heck yeah”
Having a good time!!!
Having me a good-ass good old time!!!!
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