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I’d like to thank the fuckers who, for absolutely no good reason, stole my car and left it in some shithole parking lot in the Lower Bottoms

They also stole a plunger and a traffic cone from my trunk

With the exception of a few minor details, my life is essentially the same now as it was when I was 15 years old

I really get a kick out of going to a self-proclaimed designer’s website and seeing that it’s like the shittiest design ever

I just found this in a dictionary of mythology I own:

The Homeric dead are pathetic in their helplessness, inhabiting draughty, echoing halls, deprived of their wits, and flitting purposelessly about uttering batlike noises.

Huh. Sounds like twenty-first century human beings to me!