07 March 2015

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That’s John McCauley and his new baby—and he’s wearing a T-shirt I gave him in Providence two years ago

06 March 2015

The thought I have more than any other is “man, who the fuck knows”

06 March 2015

Every time I watch ‘The Master,’ and I get to the part where Amy Adams says to Joaquin Phoenix, “You can’t take this life straight, can you?” I answer for him (and myself (lol)) and say: “Nope!”

03 March 2015

I wish I could have Jesus’ old gig: going on adventures with my bros, talking to misfits and weirdos and helping them with their problems, saying cool stuff to people who need to hear cool stuff

03 March 2015

Here is a very short autobiography I just wrote while brushing my teeth:

“All my life, I’ve just been walkin around lookin at stuff.”

The end!!!

03 March 2015

Yesterday around 5:30 a.m. I was ripping across the Bay Bridge on my way to San Francisco to deliver fresh donies, and I had ‘Gimme Danger’ on, and Iggy Pop said, “There’s nothing in my dreams / just some ugly memories.”

Aloud, to no one, I said, “Yeah.”

01 March 2015

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Scenes from THE GREAT PIZZA HEIST (2015), written and directed by Dan Tabár

Starring
TIM “T-BONE” ROGERS
RYAN “STARBABY” STARSAILOR
and introducing
MICHAEL “SWAMP FRIEND” KERWIN

In theaters never!!!!!!!!!!!