03 April 2015

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Been drinkin coffee with cool dudes in Oakland for three years now

03 April 2015

Once, in a hotel room outside Baltimore, Maryland, my father announced to me that he got a lot of joy out of brushing his teeth

The man was fifty-seven years old when he said this

That’s beautiful or something

03 April 2015

You know what: after twenty-seven years, I have become an expert at aiming / arcing a stream of urine

02 April 2015

My friend Katie Good baked a vegan p-tart for me and left it on top of the boxes for my Monday morning delivery route