Reluctantly human, baby!!!!!

That’s me!!!!

I gave this to my friend to give to Lucia, who is my neighbor, and who is cool, but uhhh I don’t really know her that well

My friend gave it back to me and said I shouldn’t give it to her

Oh well!!!

Listen:

I’ve had a really good time with this album. Everything about it is so god dang good. Look at that guy!

So: if you’re ever feeling bummed out, just put this baby on. Try it. What’s the worst that could happen?

I used to play ‘The Idiot’ a lot when I was a cab driver in San Francisco. One night, me and this dude were driving around near Powell Street, and I said, “Hey, isn’t this great? We’re just a couple of jerks listening to Iggy Pop on a Saturday night.”

The guy nodded and said, “It’s pretty good.”

I said, “Pretty good? Baby, this is as good as it gets.”

gimme danger li’l stranger~~~~~

It would be cool to be a famous mysterious guy who builds big-ass snowmen all over the country in the middle of the night

Like you wake up in the morning in Nebraska or something and there in your front yard is an incredibly intricate snowman wearing a cool hat

“Who made this snowman”

(It was mysterious snowman-building guy)

Hain’t no mystery to anything no more, huh

I basically have a PhD in squeezing the most amount of fun out of five dollars

WILD at HEART and WEIRD on TOP yeah baby!!!!!!!!~~

I don’t know why you’re here.

That being said: just so you know, this website is written under various altered states, most of which occur naturally. Hah!