I don’t know what you jerks are doing with your night, but as for me, I sure as heck am making a mental inventory of all the things in my room that are probably giving me cancer!

Well: tonight I was Very Depressed, so I lit a bunch of candles and sat in my mostly-dark bedroom for a while listening to the fan. I cleared my head. I didn’t think about a god dang thing. And then for some reason I stupidly put on ‘Apocalypse Now’. I’ll spare you the details, but let’s just go ahead and add that to the long list of bad ideas I’ve had.