whoops i stayed up till 6 a.m. again for the fifteenth night in a row

I think if you try and to wear anything other than a baseball hat or a wool-knit cap before you are 40 then you are just asking for trouble

“Aw, that’s nice. They left the light on for you.”

“Oh, no. I did that. I left the light on for myself. That is also the title of my next book.”

oh please protect the mortal bodies of all those nice people i know

i tried to make friends with the void but of course i am still terrified of it

You know what’s weird is that, when I was a kid I had a few friends whose parents didn’t like me for one reason or another

And when I think about it now I realize all of their kids ended up being huge pieces of shit

i’m going to start a new game in ‘earthbound’ soon if anyone wants to join me (i will only be playing at night (in oakland, california))

hello and welcome to my spooky website

Once, a long time ago, I had a very nice life where my only expense was the gas I put in my tank so I could drive down old forested roads at night

all of the above