me listening to 99% of people talk:

“uh huh . . . yeah wow . . . that’s crazy . . . i see . . . ok yeah . . . (this person is full of shit)”

it is still snowing by the way

you know how sometimes you just want to watch a video of something, and then you click on it, and there’s like a two and a half minute intro where some idiot stands in front of a green screen and “explains” the video to you before you’ve even watched it

WHAT IS THIS

I DON’T WANT TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD

these are four separate people

looks like i can finally start that cult

laura took this in oakland (lol)

Give Me A Fuckin’ Break: The Story of Human Life On Earth

i have a million of these

anyone who refers to themselves as an “empath” should have their social security number revoked.

also: i am suspicious of anyone who says they enjoy “[whatever] culture”

you fools

culture is awful

mostly because the last 40 years have made “culture” a bankrupt word.

you may not know this about me but i am a master of pulling into a driveway / parking spot just as a song ends. it is almost like a supernatural ability.