I am about to walk a mile and a half in 20-degree weather to buy a bottle of wine from the nearest grocery store because I am losing my mind and I need to cool it down. Then I am going to walk a mile and a half back and begin a writing project that, given the unprecedented level of productively stemming from my absolute pitch-black ninth-cirle-of-hell despair, I will likely finish by morning.

My life is like the random item block in Mario Kart. It is flipping through possible future scenarios at a million miles an hour and it is making me sick.

I hate to say this, because I know this sort of thing leads to the dark side, but incredulous anger is the only thing allowing me to cope with things right now.

I am well aware that this is almost going to sound like a parody of something I would say (or maybe something some asshole would say): but I am really tired of dealing with people who only think in a sort of 21st century mindset. I know a lot of people like this. They have let the world change them and put pressure on them. They think their lives are ruled by bureaucratic red tape. They have forgotten about The Old Ways, when people just did things because they wanted to. Maybe they never even knew The Old Ways in the first place.

well i’ve been watching ‘the empire strikes back’ at least once a day for a week so why stop now

“look out my window and what do i see / a crack in the sky and a hand reaching down to me / all the nightmares came today / and it looks as though they’re here to stay”

No longer do we live in a world of kings and barbarians. There are no more stories of gigantic sea monsters living in the darkest depths of the ocean, and no more stories of vengeful ghosts lurking in haunted forests. No, the world we live in today is one where humans pay a professional photographer for a headshot so they can use it on their LinkedIn dot com profile.

don’t fake it baby

lay the real thing on me

YEAH

I love you Laura and Tracey. I think of you two many times every single day. Thank you for being such good friends to me.

i feel like my friend died

i have been looping ‘rock & roll suicide’ and crying in the dark for an hour

good-bye david bowie