Listen: I have been watching one Ingmar Bergman film every night before I go to sleep. I just finished ‘Winter Light.’ It is so good I want to scream. I can confirm that it most certainly The Good Stuff:

Dude was a genius. He made tons of movies. I am going to watch every last one of them. If you’re ever in my zip code and want to have a real good time with me and the ghost(s) of Ingmar Bergman, just send me an email~

you know portland wouldn’t be so bad if every other person didn’t wear a fucking paperboy cap

My friend Ella told me I remind her of Beetlejuice. That rules.

Also, honestly, this is my dream wedding

. . . socially, Ahab was inaccessible. Though nominally included in the census of Christendom, he was still an alien to it. He lived in the world, as the last of the Grisly Bears lived in settled Missouri. And as when Spring and Summer had departed, that wild Logan of the woods, burying himself in the hollow of a tree, lived out the winter there, sucking his own paws; so, in his inclement, howling old age, Ahab’s soul, shut up in the caved trunk of his body, there fed upon the sullen paws of its gloom!

p.s. i got my elvis hair back

p.p.s. still wearing the amazing t-shirt hali bought me in berkeley two years ago

p.p.p.s. for real going to sleep now!!!!! (let the record show: 7:01 a.m. PST)

okbye

Serious question: Does anyone out there have experience starting a doomsday cult?

If so: Are you willing to relocate?

Has anyone ever noticed that children have gigantic heads and disproportionately small bodies? Man, I feel like the older I get the more bizarre this is to me. There are five-year-olds running around with skulls as big as my adult-sized skull and they’re attached to these tiny little bodies.

Whose idea was this???

Is there any way we can fix this???

Is there a sound medical explanation for why children’s skulls must be freakishly big???

goood-night ☆ミ

some pretty good lighting here

man i am definitely a human-shaped ghoul

for god’s sake somebody dig a hole for this thing

Humans love fuckin, huh??? Man, it’s kind of creepy when you consider that that is the secret subtext to essentially everything you ever see: just a bunch of people trying to eventually get laid. It’s hardwired in their brains! Existence is creating more existence. Ahhhh!!!

Whoa! Time to go to sleep.