30 September 2018

ok which one of you psychos is responsible for this

and i hope to god (no pun intended) that you didn’t lace this shit with PCP because matt and i have already eaten about a hundred of these flavorless paper jesus crackers

29 September 2018

ok it’s official: my friend ari otis has declared that she will lead my / our cult in berlin two years from now

see y’all there, you sons of bitches!!!!

27 September 2018

lol

god i would give just about anything to go back to that summer

please, spirit! take me back

i suppose the things i used to do with my cousin are over for good. i sometimes think i’ll never see him again. probably i won’t. i don’t know anymore

though hell, we sure did have a good time in oakland and los angeles and places between back then

;-(

26 September 2018

lol

how did i go from looking like, as laura put it, “a 90s bassist” to a greasy sleepy-faced lowlife?? that’s the $5 question no one is asking.

lord. you don’t even want to know how long my hair was in the second picture. this was almost 10 years ago exactly, hence the urgency of having to replace my passport one month before my trip to vienna. i remember getting my old passport last-minute too. i left for tokyo about six weeks after that godawful picture was taken, and ended up staying there for . . . six weeks. it was a hell of a winter. i spent christmas and new year’s in japan and mostly it was depressing. there was no heating in my hostel, and so on, and outside my private room (about $400 USD for the whole six weeks!!) i always heard this russian couple arguing and throwing things. i stayed out so late that i basically never had to interact with anyone in the house though, just had to hear them cough and burp and fart and curse to themselves.

my strongest memory is stepping out of a steaming shower and into a room that had icicles hanging from the ceiling. whoops

anyway: whoever really likes their passport photo? i guess i can live with this for another 10 years. what choice do i got anyway??