i missed my connecting flight from amsterdam to berlin so they fed me and put me up in this nice hotel near the airport

this room gives me the uncanny feeling of being inside an ikea showroom apartment

if you live in the greater metropolitan area of amsterdam and want to chill, come on over

the shower has great acoustics and there’s free tea and coffee . . .

you have until 8 am central european time!!!

(the tall beautiful dutch woman at the front desk asked me to sign something saying i would not smoke in the room, and i said “i refuse. i will be smoking my corncob pipe in bed till sunrise” and she smiled and winked at me lol)