Tonight . . . the Ryan Hater’s Club reunites in Hollywood, California . . .

Currently flying high above the wastes of Arizona to catch my connecting flight in Phoenix, which is home to one of my least-favorite airports . . . I once described it here as “a funeral home the size of a football field” . . .

Mentally preparing myself for a week of rentless Ryan Hatery . . .

I can take it . . . I’ve been taking it my whole life!!