I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. If you reply to someone’s text with this:

. . . they will 100% hate it, so tread wisely!

Thus spoke Laura:

(We were discussing the paradox of THE TERMINATOR: how can John Connor send Kyle Reese back in time to save his mother if Kyle Reese, through this time traveling, technically becomes John’s own father by impregnating his mother? To which Laura said: “Time travel doesn’t exist so we’ll never know what’s possible. It’s believable enough to me.” Because I myself come from the future, and thus know for a fact time travel does exist, I hit her with the Javier picture. Big mistake . . .)