another miserable day, another sighting of a hero with a lone bumper sticker on their car:

FOR A SMALL TOWN
THIS PLACE SURE HAS
A LOT OF ASSHOLES

seconds after i saw this bumper sticker, a guy came inches from slamming into me with his car while i was legally walking through a crosswalk.

(UPDATE: upon reflection, i should have just let him do it (who didn’t see that coming (lol)))