of all the mental defects i possess, i think my favorite has got to be when my brain produces a greatest hits compilation of all the many instances i have made a total ass of myself, which it chooses to show me either just before i go to sleep or as soon as i wake up LOL

i can’t look away either . . . it’s like that scene in A CLOCKWORK ORANGE when alex is strapped to a chair in a straight jacket wearing that eyeball-opening-machine and forced to watch insane shit in order to deprogram him from his psychotic antisocial tendencies!!

uh . . . oop’s!