Earlier tonight, while on the phone with American Molly in San Francisco, I received a series of frantic texts from my new friend Firuza, The Azerbaijan Girl. She had exciting news for me:

I told Molly I thought Firuza had perhaps meant “snowball fight”, and that I needed to check my balcony . . . I needed to confirm Firuza wasn’t pulling my leg. Lo and behold, beneath a full-moon’d sky, there it was . . . freshly fallen snow on a cold winter night in Berlin:

Said I to Molly: “Wow! She weren’t kidding!”

Back inside the warm glow of my apartment here in my high tower in Schöneberg, we proceeded to talk for another hour. I asked her some questions about a particular topic I ought not mention here. It’s nothing bad! Just sensitive I reckon. Anyway, she made me feel much better about a lot of things. I said good-night and she said good-night, and we agreed once again to be friends till our dying day. Regretfully, I was not able to join Firuza for a snowfight . . . maybe next time . . .

And now: sweet dreams to all my little star children in Starland . . . ☆彡

I was going through pictures of My Most Recent Journey and found these: the gathering of the Ryan Haters Club in Los Angeles back in October, which may as well have been a decade ago now . . . that’s how long ago it feels in my mind. I miss Cera and Amissa so much. They are my sisters. They are my favorite haters.

I wonder how many of these are floating around . . . at least fifteen I would say . . . my sincerest apologies to everyone who has been cursed with one of these godforsaken things LOL

i did it . . . by which i mean i managed to watch 365 movies between january 1st and december 31st. one movie for every day!

i also successfully watched more movies starring my girlfriend jennifer connelly than anyone else. and of all the people to come in second place, i couldn’t be happier it was my dad harry dean stanton (RIP)

:,)

you guys are always telling me i look like people i don’t look like!!!

As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

proverbs 26:11 (kjv)