I’m so excited to finally see Daphne and my beloved niece Emma again on Friday!!!

elina’s mom calls her on monday. i call her on sunday. today when i called she was in the park playing uno with our friend cleo. (we love cleo even though she has catastrophically bad taste in men.) i told them amissa and i are going to film at venice beach today. cleo said, seemingly not realizing i could hear her: “does ryan’s family live in LA?” and elina said, “ryan doesn’t have a family. only bitches.” to which i replied: “. . . hey, those are my friends you’re talking about!!” lol

word has come down from the mountain that mr. bobby midnight is waiting to meet me

i saw the mirror in the background and immediately oriented myself in that big house. i knew exactly where resplendent bobby midnight now stands like a sentry awaiting my arrival

it has been a long time since i last gazed into that mirror . . . since i was last reflected in it . . .

and then i found this photo again . . . RIP to bobby’s brother bubb . . . i miss him :,(

I AM IN LOS ANGELES WITH AMISSA

:,)

Tonight . . . the Ryan Hater’s Club reunites in Hollywood, California . . .

Currently flying high above the wastes of Arizona to catch my connecting flight in Phoenix, which is home to one of my least-favorite airports . . . I once described it here as “a funeral home the size of a football field” . . .

Mentally preparing myself for a week of rentless Ryan Hatery . . .

I can take it . . . I’ve been taking it my whole life!!

just fyi this is the kind of insubordination i reluctantly tolerate from my intern!!!

(jk love ya girl)

((elina the estonian girl is and has always been a good and faithful friend to me. i am lucky to know her. anyone would be. ok?))

indeed a fool am i