this is a quintessential McCune Text™. i know that when i open it, there will be a delicious ten-paragraph scholarly breakdown about how we, as humans, have lost our way as exhibited by the spiritually bankrupt and appallingly vacant creative media that is, i guess, supposed to mean anything to us lol

let’s face it: movies anymore are just cereal. pathetic stuff!

but i’m glad my friend mccune is in the back bearing witness to it all for the rest of us sinners. i mean, somebody’s gotta!

thanks for your service, man. and no, i am not going to hate-watch the movie that lead to your most recent diatribe. i just can’t stomach that stuff anymore!!