Dude has been possessed by a guy who is essentially a lieutenant for Satan and forced to commit horrendous deeds, and as soon as his old friend mercifully releases him from that long dark coma-dream, he immediately starts dropping the coolest lines in the entire trilogy. Monty and I dig King Theoden . . . he’s essentially a Shakespeare character. Dude is King Lear!

King Lear rules. Imagine saying this to your daughter:

You do me wrong to take me out o’ th’ grave.
Thou art a soul in bliss; but I am bound
Upon a wheel of fire, that mine own tears
Do scald like molten lead.

And that’s just one of like a thousand cool things he says. I love stuff like that. I want as much of it as possible!!!