hello: my name is ryan. i left all my earthly possessions in a storage unit in berkeley and flew to the east coast for a month or two. i accidentally only packed six pairs of underwear and six pairs of socks and literally thirty black t-shirts. this is not a good ratio. nice going, ryan. we’re boned!!

tomorrow i think i’m going to go to the christmas tree farm where i went as a kid, and i’m gonna chop down the biggest tree i can find. and then bring it home and probably watch helplessly as dante jumps on it and it all comes crashing down. he’s clumsy like that, and god love him for it.

ok i’m going to sleep now. bye lol