There are three things I do that I am certain have contributed to me still being mistaken for a teenager. They are just naturally part of my lifestyle. I will tell you two of them. The other one I will take to my grave (unless I never die, in which case I will keep a secret for all eternity):

  1. I drink a half gallon of green tea every day.
  2. I avoid the sun as much as possible.
  3. ????????????

Green tea is my favorite beverage and my skin is very sensitive and I burn easily, so that explains the first two. The third . . . hoo boy. I ain’t saying. And listen: before you ask, it is not “drinking other people’s blood.”

Or maybe it is?????????????

lol bye