Sometimes I make the mistake of telling people that I am terrified of seeing a zipper on the back of a human being

You know, like you see the zipper on the back of Mickey Mouse at Disneyland or something

And you know there’s some fucking guy inside

What is inside a human being with a zipper on the back? I wonder

It can’t be anything good

Yes, and when I say this to people they look at me like I’m insane

Maybe I am insane!

Oh well!!!!