Sometimes I make the mistake of telling people that I am terrified of seeing a zipper on the back of a human being
You know, like you see the zipper on the back of Mickey Mouse at Disneyland or something
And you know there’s some fucking guy inside
What is inside a human being with a zipper on the back? I wonder
It can’t be anything good
Yes, and when I say this to people they look at me like I’m insane
Maybe I am insane!