Remember in ‘Beetlejuice’ how he (Beetlejuice) lives inside that scale model of the town? God, that’s what I feel like the world is. All I need to do is get a shovel and dig for a little while and I’m sure I’ll hit the cardboard crust.

Though, like McCune says, the scary part is we’ll never see something as obvious as that. As far as I can tell, déjà vu and my waking hallucinations aside, the whole thing is seamless. It’s solid all the way through. These reptilian overlords of ours really thought it out when they created this celestial playpen for us.

Jesus. The entire known galaxy is probably in some kid’s shoebox somewhere.