Ryan [Starsailor], aged 27—who recently decided to cut his own hair for the rest of his life, and who decided to wear only black because it’s easier—went to Seattle, Washington for absolutely no reason at all other than to just go somewhere, and while there met many strange people, and talked to many strange people, and hugged many strange people, and thought to himself, in his own brain at least a dozen times, “Well, this feels OK I think . . . !!!!”