a free service i am now providing:

if you are ever considering getting a piercing or a tattoo, and you’re not sure if you want to go through with it, just email me with a description of the thing you want to either temporarily or permanently put on your body, and i will give you my honest advice.

please note: if you are planning to pierce your eyebrow, chest, lip, or cheeks, the answer is “naaaaahhhhhh.” if you are planning to get a tattoo on the top of your foot or anywhere on your face, for god’s sake, please don’t do that either.