To go off what I just said: one day soon I will write an essay about why 1) Adidas Sambas are the best shoe there ever was (I have been wearing them since I was 11), and 2) apples are the best food there ever was.
Maybe I will briefly mention that Schott makes the best leather jackets too. I have one. It is in my storage unit in Portland, Oregon, and I will see it again next week. And then I am going to buy a motorcycle and wear that thing and feel real nice as long as I can.