12 January 2016

If you see something here that resonates with you, or makes you think that I’m a big fucking moron (or both!), please say hello because I would very much like to hear from you:

octonaut at gmail dot com

To the guy in Virginia who says that I am probably a bad influence on him: Did you know I am in Virginia? Man I gotta reply to your email. You wanna hang out or something? Please don’t kill me. (Wait—maybe do kill me.)

To the nice woman who writes to me from Belgium, and who has beautiful handwriting and good taste in stationary: Please know that I have responded to your letter (on crappy paper!) and will put it in the mail this week. ☆ミ

(To everyone else: If no one else will be your friend, then I will be your friend.)