Tomorrow I will wake with the sun and descend into the cellar to work on my robot girlfriend. Soon—soon she will awaken for the first time and take my hand and we will go off together.

Our love will be strong and we will prove to the world that humans and machines can love each other!

We will be so happy! We will want for nothing!

I love you, Isabella, even though so far you’re just a toaster with googly eyes I drew in Sharpie.