LISTEN: I want y’all to know, whoever y’all may be (no one??), that I am 100% fully aware how idiotic and juvenile and melodramatic all of this sounds. I am painfully, paralyzingly conscious of the weightlessness of my thoughts. I know that all of these questions / observations have been written down about a billion times at this point. There is nothing new under the sun, and so on. I’m just some jerk who wants some answers that I know I’ll never get.

All of us are living on borrowed time, baby, and it’s all a big dumb joke. I am a fool, and I don’t mind being a fool. I just wanna know at whose expense, and why!