The other night when I was watching The Empire Strikes Back, I got up to make some tea and accidentally slammed my face into a doorframe. It was late and the room was dark, so I guess I forgot the SHAPE of the room, or something. Man, I sure did see some stars. And I was dazed for a few seconds. I went into the bathroom to examine the damage and saw that I had split my eyebrow open. Blood was gushing out of it. When I finally stopped the bleeding, it looked like this:

So I guess I’m going to look like a real badass when this baby scars over!!!