Short-term goals:
- not starve
- say genuinely nice things to nice people
- say genuinely nice things to terrible people
- rebuild my backyard
- deliver chicken coop to the Pepples girls’ house
- grow out a sweet mustache so (cool) girls will want to hold my hand
- decide how to get back to California from Nashville
- maybe figure out a way to get someone to sleep next to me sometimes in a non-sexual way
- hug cool people
Long-term goals:
- buy a motorcycle
- drive a motorcycle into an active volcano