Short-term goals:

  • not starve
  • say genuinely nice things to nice people
  • say genuinely nice things to terrible people
  • rebuild my backyard
  • deliver chicken coop to the Pepples girls’ house
  • grow out a sweet mustache so (cool) girls will want to hold my hand
  • decide how to get back to California from Nashville
  • maybe figure out a way to get someone to sleep next to me sometimes in a non-sexual way
  • hug cool people


Long-term goals:

  • buy a motorcycle
  • drive a motorcycle into an active volcano