hey guys

hey listen

i know i’ve had a few beers but i have something to say to the “yeah man hahaaha whatever pizza weed hahaaah bummer bro so stoked hahaah rad nothing matters lol” generation, ok

here it is:

y’all’s gonna inherit the earth, all right, but i have bad news: earth is a gigantic flaming toxic dog turd in space that is rapidly eating itself from the inside out

yeah so there you go