Well: I definitely just sat in a chair for about fourteen hours and wrote this. It is fourteen thousand words long. That’s a thousand words an hour. I think it is pretty good. I mean it’s all right I guess. There might be some typos. I combed through it twice but you never know. I’ll go through it again when I wake up. Anyway here it is:


I got kind of emotional while writing it! I realized I have known so many good and interesting people. I am happy they let me get to know them.

Yeah baby! It’s 6:30 in the god dang morning and this junkyard dog’s gotta get under the sheets or else.