‘Breath of Fire’ has a really bland english translation but sometimes it accidentally says some cool stuff.

My brother and i got it when i was in fourth grade . . . I would come home from school and we would play it together. This was around the time when my mother kept threatening to sell our house. Our house was amazing. It was on two acres of land and surrounded by woods. It really bummed me out to think that we would give that up. I guess my brother and I distracted ourselves from this by playing a poorly-translated Japanese role-playing game that sometimes accidentally said some cool stuff.