Someone said to me tonight: “I’m not afraid to die, and I have no respect for myself”

And I said: “Heck yeah me neither”

Seat thyself sultanically among the moons of Saturn, and take high abstracted man alone; and he seems a wonder, a grandeur, and a woe. But from the same point, take mankind in mass, and for the most part, they seem a mob of unnecessary duplicates, both contemporary and hereditary.

I sold some clothes to a thrift store the other day and the woman ringing me up asked me what I had done that day and I told her.

SAID I: “I finished a tremendously stupid novella and got half drunk on champagne.”

She asked what the story was about.

“. . . I think it’s about a seven-foot-tall super-soldier who robs a synthetic cocaine factory housed within a volcano in Antarctica.”

She asked me to write down my website and I did. I gave her my email address too. Then she wanted to know what I was doing with the rest of my day.

“I’m going to get all the way drunk on champagne.”

THE END

JUST GONNA BE HONEST

I feel like I maybe died six or seven months ago but somehow I didn’t leave this plane and I am still going to work and sleeping and all that stuff anyway

Does that make sense or is that dumb as hell

There is a Ray Bradbury story I read in middle school called ‘There Will Come Soft Rains’ and in it an automated futuristic house keeps on going despite the fact that all the humans have been wiped out

The house just obeys its programming

Maybe that is what my body is doing

I don’t know! So long for now

“i left my home in georgia
headed for the frisco bay
’cause i had nothin’ to live for
it look like nothin’s gonna come my way”

whoa did otis redding and i come to the bay area for the same reason

Remember that “this is your brain on drugs” commercial where that girl smashes an egg or whatever

Man, that’s just my brain, never mind the drugs

Hah!!!

I just taught my word processor that “crotchular” is a word as far as I’m concerned and I will in fact be using it again in the future, so no more of this dotted red underline business, please

Yup! That’s what I’m doing with my time here on earth (lol)