It all boils down to this: we’re trapped on a prison-planet filled with people who have not and probably never will get over themselves.

If you think all of this is a little funny and a little sad, and if you think it is whatever you make of it, and that most of what you have been told are lies, and that ‘being a person’ isn’t real— then maybe you’ll be all right. You’ll be paralyzingly aware that almost no one else thinks this, when you really get down to it, but you’ll be fine.

I mean, maybe! As far as I know this is the first time I’ve ever been alive, so what do I know.

Is it just me or is the whole world insane in a sort of sad and mundane way?

Everything I have learned from the Jurassic Park franchise leads me to believe there are raptors conversing in my backyard

I have been watching two movies a day—ones that are considered “important” or “significant” (lol)—and I have been making extra money as a doorman at a bar, except it doesn’t really feel like I’m making any more money, and everyone I know seems to have disappeared, or they just don’t want to talk to me or anyone ever again

This is the most aimless I have ever felt

Fourth of July, baby

I have the window above my bed open and it feels nice

Also I have a crush on a 47-year-old woman who hugged me a few minutes ago

Right there with ya, Chef!!

As far as I can tell, being born stupid and rich is the winning combination.

What good are things like integrity and morality and empathy and honesty and intellect and so on if it is impossible for your brain to even conceptualize them???? It is not that you saw these things and turned away from them—you never even knew what you were missing in the first place!

Consider that, on the other hand, an awareness or sensitivity to these things is a sort of dog whistle which only a comparatively small percentage of the population are attuned to. So in addition to your own shame and grief and embarrassment, you end up shouldering everyone else’s too.

And just because the deal wasn’t sweet enough already: you’re going to be dirt poor till the day you die, too!

Whoa! That blows.

Good-night!!!!!!

One time I drove to the top of Grizzly Peak in an old police car and when I got there I saw two people fucking in an old police car