forgive me for quoting the first sentence of a WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE, but here we go:

A star is a luminous sphere of plasma held together by its own gravity.

hell, man

you and me both

AND HE CALLED LOUDLY TO THE STARS TO BEND

FROM THEIR PALE THRONES AND COMFORT HIM, BUT THEY

AMONG THEMSELVES LAUGH ON AND SING ALWAY

 

. . . i’m the starsailor! stars are my buddies! i need your help! where are you guys???

i wrote a new DEAD TYMES article

i have a long list of headlines that i need to write articles for:

• Crazed Trillionaire Holds Moon Hostage
• “Future Corpse Identification Program” Shot Down at Congressional Hearing
• Deceased Man’s Closet Filled With Literal Skeletons
• Volcanic Ash Snowmen Latest Craze After Catastrophic Fuji Eruption
• Sheriff Issues Grim Warning to Ukulele Owners
• Last Remaining Electric Car Used to Power Human Hot Dog Factory
• Doomsday Cult Calls It Quits
• Local Man Stuck at Red Light For Two Decades
• Lobster Halfbreed Gives Tour of Meat Locker
• Construction Crew Discovers Crypt Filled With Skeletons Wearing Santa Claus Costumes
• Declaration of Independence Mistaken For Weird Old Toilet Paper
• Archeologists Unearth Warhead Filled With Vintage Playboy Magazines
• Recent Earthquakes Linked to Satan Laughing From Deep Within Dead Earth’s Core
• Every Organism on Earth Added to Endangered Species List
• Winter Olympics To Be Held on Planet NASCAR
• Bionic Arm Malfunctions, Strangles Inventor To Death
• UFO Crashes Into Church of Scientology Headquarters
• Mars Terraforming Initiative Thwarted By Doomsday Cult
• Former Child Star Spotted Roaming Wasteland

anyone want to take a few of these?

email me

PLEASE NOTE!!!! i am really picky about these things

so i might not use something you write ;-/

i’m sorry!!! ;-/!!!!

shallow, ostentatious, lavish, self-congratulatory, unearned, meaningless

BLACK
BLACK PLANET
BLACK
BLACK WORLD

I LAND ON A PLANET OF BLACK SOIL AND WITH MY HANDS I DIG TILL I REACH ITS CORE SO THAT I CAN GO TO SLEEP INSIDE

on a planet of black soil

is there a country somewhere on this planet that would let me voluntarily stand before a firing squad

i’m serious

i can even give them like $500 or something

of course my birthday would be four days after lord byron’s

and he called loudly to the stars to bend

from their pale thrones and comfort him, but they

among themselves laugh on and sing alway