have you ever noticed that . . . a lot of bands are . . . extremely bad lol

YOU WILL GROW TO NOT TRUST SPELLING,
GRADE SCHOOL HISTORICAL FACTS,
THE PRONUNCIATION OF WORDS,
OR THE NERVE RESPONSES RETURNED FROM YOUR FINGERTIPS

day whatever of government-mandated bay area quarantine

every day i become more and more like my hero gritt calhoon . . . and not necessarily in a good way neither!!!! i shouldn’t explain exactly what i mean i don’t think, at least not in a straightforward way, and certainly not right this second. where’s the fun in that??

ok bye lol

my old boss took this picture of fiona and me at missouri lounge back in november, but i only just saw it the other day

cool!!

i feel you brother lol

yup

You do me wrong to take me out o’ th’ grave.
Thou art a soul in bliss, but I am bound
Upon a wheel of fire, that mine own tears
Do scald like molten lead.

king lear

If I have fully diagnosed the cause and nature of your condition, you are wasting away in pining and longing for your former good fortune. It is the loss of this which, as your imagination works upon you, has so corrupted your mind. I know the many disguises of that monster, Fortune, and the extent to which she seduces with friendship the very people she is striving to cheat, until she overwhelms them with unbearable grief at the suddenness of her desertion.

boethius

The only thing all these coronavirus prevention articles / PSAs have taught me is that a whole god dang lot of y’all ain’t in the habit of regularly washing your hands cuz this shit is common sense as all get-out (lol)